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Joke of the Day

"Why are there no casinos in Africa? There are too many cheetahs."

"TIFU by installing the incorrect speaker parts in my car Oops, wrong sub!"

"What do you call a cockroach filing a complaint? A Bug report"

"Why was Roy Rogers upset when he fell off his horse? He wanted a Trigger warning."

"I peed in an ocean, but I'm not going to tell you which one - you're going to have to take your chances."

"I'm dyslexic and wanted to write Santa But Satan showed up."

"If I had a crystal ball to see 5 years in the future, I would have 2020 vision."

"Doc, I've got a problem... ...every morning at 8 sharp i poop... Doc: How is that a problem? Guy: ...I wake up at 9..."

"Sean Spicer said the inauguration had the ""largest audience ever."" Then he took it back because your mother left."

"My boss called in sick today He must have went to Disneyland."