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Joke of the Day

"Evil Queen: mirror- Hand Mirror: what Evil Queen: mirror- Hand Mirror: WHAT Evil Queen: on the wall Hand Mirror: oh shit sorry"

"A little girl went into her parents bedroom to find her parents in bed. ""Well!"" she exclaimed. ""And you tell me off just for sucking my thumb."""

"The FAA can register my drone... ...when they pry it from my neighbour's cold dead head."

"61% of internet traffic is from bots... ...the other 39% is Reddit users manically hitting refresh to check their upvotes on new posts"

"""HEY ATHLETES WITHOUT MONEY FOR TRAINING FACILITIES OR PROPER UNIFORMS, Y U NO WIN GOLD MEDALS?"" - Indians"

"How Do You Make a Gay Fuck a Woman Shit in her cunt."

"I painted my PC black hoping it would run faster but now it doesn't work at all."

"She died doing what she loved! Telling me how to drive."

"Why do irish fried beans only have 239 beans? Because the extra bean would be too farty."

"Beer without alcohol is like a vibrator with no batteries... It fills you up nicely but lacks the buzz..."