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Joke of the Day
"Guess what I saw? wood"
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"What does a grape say when you step on it? Nothing. It just lets out a little wine."
"How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement? Collecting stocks and bonds."
"**SEX.** SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX. Now that you have my attention, go do the dishes for me."
"There should be way more poetry about cheeseburgers."
"I couldn't be on a reality show because I wouldn't want my mom to see how many times I make the jerk-off motion when we talk on the phone."
"Forget ""once you go black you never go back"" I say ""For that special occasion go caucasian"""
"What's a pirate's favourite letter? P, without it he's irate."
"Wife wants to hang pictures of our kids in the bathroom. Like they don't already spend enough time in there with us."
"[tv ad] Hey folks, this is Don Key! Come on down to Key's Automotive for.. uh- [camera still rolling] holy shit .. donkey. my name is donkey"