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Joke of the Day
"Why do riot police like to get to work early? To beat the crowd."
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"Confuse your least favorite person at work by moving in slow motion when they're the only person watching you"
"Me: I have bad news about Bob. Friend: Bob from work or Bob that always fakes his own death? Me: *Drops shovel* Ut oh..."
"A Jewish boy asks his father: ""Father, can I please borrow 50 dollars?"" The father replies: ""40 dollars! What on earth do you need 30 dollars for!?"""
"There were 2 cows in a field and one says ""mooo"" and the other says... ""I was going to say that"""
"There are Three Types of People in this World Those who can count, and those who can't."
"Do you believe in life after love? Ted Bundy apparently didn't."
"Windows 10 will support MKV and FLAC natively. Hey Microsoft, it's 2002 calling. Thanks for thinking of us. Ps. So LAME"
"I went camping last week... And oh boy, it was in tents."
"I had sex with a terrorist once. She said I was the best Jihad."