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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo."
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"What do you throw a drowning Mexican? His wife and kids."
"technology My Grandpa said ""Your generation relies to much on technology."" I said ""No, your generation relies to much on technology."" Then I unplugged his life support."
"Girls are like rocks skip the flat ones"
"What does a 90 year old's pussy taste like? Depends."
"Who is Jason Waterfalls? And why don't they want him to go?"
"I'm thinking about buying a Volkswagen Beetle just so I can be the reason why people keep getting punched."
"You know, I'm really glad Ben Carson didn't end up being Secretary of Education. I really didn't want our kids learning that the food pyramid was built to store grain."
"Q: What is rhubarb? A: Celery with high blood pressure."
"My friend wrote a joke on an egg and gave it to me to share with others. But I forgot and spoiled it."