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Joke of the Day
"Have you ever seen moth balls? You have? Then how the hell did you get their legs apart?"
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"If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive.. They would eventually find me attractive"
"A midget walks into a bar I guess it was set too low"
"With a name like ""Earl"", I'm more afraid this hurricane will get drunk and beat a pregnant woman, than I am that it will cause flooding."
"Why do smurfs laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls ????"
"What do you call a person with no skin? Dead. Another anti-joke by the fabulous me. Surprisingly, nobody has down voted the first one yet."
"What did the ceiling fan say? YEEEEAAAAH! GO CEILING! YOU NUMBER ONE BABY! WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!"
"So my friend asks me... ... How do people get Bill from William? I tell him,""The same way you get dick from Richard."""
"What do you call the ghost of a Native American accordion player? Pocahontas"
"What do you call a midget psychic that broke out of prison? A small medium at large!"