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Joke of the Day
"You ever notice when your phone decides to call someone its someone you don't want to talk to.!"
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"What's the difference between a tavern and an elephant fart? One is a bar room, and the other is a *BARROOM!*"
"What kind of doctor fixes broken websites? A URLologist."
"I'm concentrating so hard on trying not to eat a third cupcake that I literally can't do my job"
"Adding ""and sh!t"" to the end of a sentence to make it sound cooler and sh!t."
"182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year."
"Why did the console gamer cross the road? To render the buildings on the other side."
"What happened when the reporter fell into the water? She became an anchor..."
"It funny that when it's black on white, it's a crime. When it it's white on black, it's a hate crime."
"[DAD JOKE] My friend and I like bone jokes... ...But this time, we want you to humerus."