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Joke of the Day
"You ever notice when your phone decides to call someone its someone you don't want to talk to.!"
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"I am known all over the world for my tendency to exaggerate."
"What did Hitler call his favorite piece of furniture? Mein Kampfy Chair"
"What should be Serena William's nickname? Tennis-ee Williams"
"heard about the toilet that quit his job? he was tired of dealing with that shit every day"
"Here's a joke My life"
"I got pulled over by a female cop... When I rolled down my window to ask what was wrong, she said ""NOTHING"""
"So Goldilocks is casing the bears' house, figuring she can heist their stash of crystal meth, when all of a sudden ... . . . Andrew Dice Clay sticks his head in the door and says ..."
"Did you hear the one about the woman who went on a fishing trip with 7 guys... ...and came home with a big red snapper?"
"If you like something, don't forget to really oversell it so it can disappoint everyone else."