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"Why is it more expensive to use air pumps nowadays? Inflation"
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"DC: Wonder Woman is too complex for a movie. Marvel: We just made $100m on a movie featuring a talking raccoon and a walking tree. In space."
"The reason my jokes are so funny is because I have"
"tough choice Obama, Osama, and Hitler are lined up against a wall who gets shot first Obama for fucking this country"
"Makeup tip: You're not in the circus."
"The Vocabulary Theater is now open! I heard they have a clever word play!"
"I hate babies when they are crying. I hate people who love babies & think babies are cute. I hate grown up babies who make more babies."
"what happens when a frogs car breaks down? it gets toad"
"How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go ride bikes? (xpost r/imgoingtohellforthis)"
"Have you heard about the man born with five cocks? His pants fit him like a glove."