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Joke of the Day
"When is a shirt not a shirt? When it's attire."
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"PJ time - Slogan behind an auto rickshaw I couldn't afford Volkswagen. Thus, Auto"
"Shattner didn't go to Nimoy's funeral, and Obama's been on the phone all weekend with the Vulcan ambassador, trying to smooth things over."
"Why do sharks swim in salt water? Because pepper would make them sneeze!"
"I just went to the bathroom without my phone. I had to read shampoo bottles like it was 1999."
"I spend way too much time deciding on whether I should use ""Lol"", ""Lmao"", ""Rofl"", or ""Haha"" in my text message."
"NSFW My friend told me how much she hated sucking dick. I said I've never done it so I can't felate."
"What do you say when you see three whales? Whale whale whale, what do we have here?"
"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a crab with breast implants? One's a crusty bus station, the others a busty crustacean."
"What's the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants??? One is a crusty bus station and one is a busty crustacean:D"