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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a stampede that runs in circles? NASCOW"
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"Tasteless but SFW What do you call a group of elderly virgins? Dried Cherries"
"What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water? It might me a little to get hard, I just got laid by some chick. EDIT: ""take me a little while"""
"ME: Sorry I'm late, I had computer problems. BOSS: Hard drive? ME: Nah, there was no traffic, just the computer problems."
"1. Take pictures of every cat in your neighborhood 2. Make missing cat posters with the pictures 3. Get all the cats"
"Is the end of the world happening right now? The internet is not working on my phone, so that was my first logical conclusion."
"Meet the parents"
"How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, its a hardware problem"
"Looks like my wife snuck a love note into my pocket which is pretty cute, although I don't know what ""DNR"" means."
"what do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator"