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Joke of the Day

"""Mommy all the kids at school say I'm a werewolf! Is that true?"" ""No of course not. Now shut up and comb your face."""

"I tried to explain what integers are It was pointless"

"Guys socialize by making fun of each other, but they don't mean it. Girls socialize by giving compliments to each other but they don't meant it either."

"What happened when the bankrupt eastern european jumped off a building? The Czech bounced."

"What do tour call a man that is happy after performing oral sex on a woman Gladiator"

"How do fireflies start a race? Ready steady glow!"

"Dating is good practice for parenting because you learn not to care when someone is crying in a restaurant."

"""Damn girl, you look hot"" Really? ""Like a sexy little italian car"" DID YOU JUST CALL ME FIAT?!?"

"Today I learned to count in Taiwanese... TaiWan, TaiTwo, TaiThree!"

"It's scary living in Massachusetts... Every time I watch the news I hear about Mass shootings."