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Joke of the Day

"If cocaine were an old cranky man... He'd say ""blow me""!"

"What blood type are most grammar Nazis have? A Type O"

"I know they don't recommend ibuprofen during pregnancy but I needed something for the hangovers."

"So, I picked up that new Tekken game and it wasn't challenging at all. Tekken is too easy, but that's the way it is."

"Why does Dr. Pepper come in bottles? Because his wife died."

"Why did God invent economists? So accountants could have someone to laugh at."

"Don't you just hate murderers & people who pronounce ""either"" differently than you do?"

"Who clicks on ads? I do To report them."

"A Chicken and an Egg are sitting in bed. The Egg looks depressed; the Chicken satisfied. Not much of a joke, but it solves which came first."

"what do you call a Canadian alien? ehh lmao"