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Joke of the Day
"What does Sodium and Batman have in common? NaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNa BATMAN i'll just see myself out...."
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"What did the dyslexic kid say to his parents at Christmas? I love Satan"
"I saw my ex girlfriend broken down with two flat tires this morning which made me late for work... Nine times I drove past before she noticed me laughing at her."
"Words cannot describe how cute you are. But numbers can, 3/10."
"Parliament should learn from Twitter, thousands of people shout here doing nothing productive, yet it never gets adjourned."
"Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip. To get to the same side."
"I told my boyfriend that I felt like I had been forgetting a lot of things lately. He said, ""because I've been fucking your brains out."" I've never laughed so hard."
"Hear about the first Polish athlete to win an Olympic gold medal? He was so proud, he had it bronzed."
"How do you start a baby shower? Throw it into a wood chipper."
"[crime scene] detective flips open pocket watch Hmmm...precisely what I thought ""What's that sir"" closes watch It's lunch time"