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Joke of the Day
"What do you call people who hang out with musicians? Drummers"
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"""IT'S 3AM! TIME FOR SPRINTS!"" - Cats"
"What's the difference between Bill Clinton and Santa? Santa stops at 3 'Ho's'"
"Pizza delivery boy . . . What does a pizza delivery boy and a gynecologist have in common? They can smell it but they can't eat it!"
"What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? **Virgin Mobile**"
"""Son: Dad, i had sex for the first time"" 'Dad: That is great Son! Sit down and tell me all about it' 'son: Yeah about that...'"
"I wish I'd get as emotional about politics as I do about a chip breaking off in the dip."
"Q: What did the leopard say when it ate the man? A: That hit the spot."
"just taught my 3yo to sing ""if you're happy and you've no wit, clap your hands"" and then laugh at the people clapping"
"Did you hear about the Feminist gun? She got triggered."