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Joke of the Day

"Q: What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour? A: A fuel injected pickle."

"This coffee tastes like a Kenny G album."

"Why were the flies playing football in saucer ? They where playing for the cup !"

"What's a pirate's favorite letter? R? You'd think that but it's the C."

"There's a good chance Dr. Phil has jerked off to the Domino's Pizza Tracker."

"How much fishing tackle can a man accumulate before his wife throws him out? I don't know the answer but I think I'm nearly there."

"Hitting on women at this PTA meeting would probably be easier if I actually had a kid at this school."

"Cute things to call your girlfriend/boyfriend 1. Sugar 2. Honey 3. Flour 4. Egg 5. 1/2 lb butter 6. Stir 7. Pour into pan 8. Preheat to 350"

"Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist."

"If we replace all ""Chuck Norris"" jokes with Kim Jung Un.... We could write the North Korean Official Website."