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Joke of the Day

"Son: what shall I go as to the Halloween party, mum? Mum: Hang your GCSE results around your neck and go as a fucking idiot, son."

"What does Bill Say to Hillary after Sex? Honey I'll be Home in 20 minutes."

"What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road? ""Hello from the other siiiiiiide!"""

"if you added the letters S and E to the X files it would be the X-ES Files. haha excess files. way too many files lol"

"What language does robot Marco run on? Rubio on rails"

"""I'd hit that"" -old people who drive"

"I don't know if you really meant to Like Ebola on Facebook, 8,000 people"

"I heard that the president was poisoned, then cured. But the information is purely antidotal."

"You know it's love when you let her commit to your source tree without reviewing her code."

"I just made up a new word Plagiarism."