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Joke of the Day

"Who's the most badass flower salesman? Chuck Florist"

"Your car took up two spaces, I tried to move it over with my key."

"BB8, are you hungry? No, BB8."

"Dear Google Maps, Don't insult me by telling me to head ""southwest"". If I knew where southwest was, I wouldn't be using you. Kthnxbye"

"You just lost the game."

"Why is imgur down? It was over *cat*pacity."

"What is blue and lies by the seabed? Probably not a planned child."

"Did you hear about the cloned dogs who couldn't figure out which was the original? It was a real paradogs"

"Every time I click on AMAs That's all the time we have, thanks everyone!"

"What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy? Inheritance."