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Joke of the Day

"At a business meeting: ""How about SuperCupid?"" ""No, expectations will be too high"" ""GreatCupid?"" ""Lower"" ""Uhhh, OKCupid?"" ""Brilliant"""

"Dad tell me a joke[nsfw] ""Hey dad tell me a joke"" Dad:""Pussy"" Son:""I don't get it"" Dad:""I know hahahaha"""

"A one-liner based on what happened to me at work. An insect landed in my beverage, now I'm feeling a bit fly-tea."

"What's a frog's favorite place on the internet. ""Reddit."""

"Dad Rabbit: Who is this Daughter Rabbit: My BF Emo BF Rabbit: gotta go babe, My band Bad Hare Cut has practice *flips ears away from eyes"

"???: Knock knock. James: Who's there? ???: You know. James: You know who? Voldemort: Correct. James Potter: James Potter: Fuck."

"Donald Trump and Hilary Clinton are on a boat that is sinking, who survives? America."

"Yo mama is so stupid She thought the Hardy-Littlewood inequality was a theorem relating dick sizes."

"Just told a shop owner that the customer is always wrong. When she tried to correct me, she exploded."

"Most of my tweets have been coming from a very dark place lately. That's what happens when you forget to pay your electric bill"