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Joke of the Day
"Gay guys in wheelchairs are like tomatoes. Are they a fruit, or are they a vegetable?"
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"Autocorrect just changed ""what are your plans"" to ""plants"". Yes autocorrect, I'm curious if they're growing roses or sunflowers?"
"The best jokes are often unintentional; take this one for example What is the square root of 69? Ate something...."
"Whenever it rains my girlfriend just stands at the window looking sad. Maybe I should let her in."
"and now for my next trick, i will saw a women in half. for this i need a volunteer. how about...MY EX WIFE SANDRA WOW I DIDN'T SEE YOU THERE"
"What's the difference between a joke and two dicks? You don't look like you could take a joke."
"What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat The Wheelchair Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat, The wheelchair"
"""Pikachu, use astonish!"" *Leans into opponent's ear* ""Jet fuel can't melt steel beams."""
"Who wants to start CatRoulette.com with me?!?!"
"My parents never allowed violent video games. Just family-friendly board games with questions like, ""Who murdered this guy with a pipe?"""