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Joke of the Day
"My relationship therapist got a divorce"
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"What's everyone's problem with euthanasia? I like little asian kids"
"If I had Unlimited resources.. I would adopt midget babies from different parts of the world, and raise them in a secluded plot of land somewhere and raise them to believe I am God. :)"
"At what point in potty training do you give the child a toy smartphone?"
"I really only know one thing about Ebola. For some reason, it makes you really wanna go to the airport."
"A 5 day juice diet. They said I would ""feel it"" working in just 5 days. They were right, I've never felt more hungry in all my life."
"Did you hear about the kidnapping? Its ok, They're awake now"
"What's faster hot or cold? Hot! Because anyone can catch a cold! buh duh tsst"
"My wife likes to window-shop a lot. The situation is so bad that we have more windows than walls."
"A man and a boy are walking through the woods.. The boy turns to the man and says, ""these woods sure are scary."" The man turns to him and says, ""you're telling me, I have to walk back alone."""