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Joke of the Day

"The most effective way to torture young people is to make them watch old people use a computer"

"A child in the coffee shop cried and cried until she was given a cake pop, and as I walked past, I whispered, ""Your technique is flawless."""

"What is the job of a gentleman pimp? To Tally-hos!"

"The last four letters of the word ""queue"" are just there because they saw a queue forming and hoped it was for something good."

"Motorist: Does a deer have a horn? Police Officer: No a deer has two horns. Motorist: Then it must have been a car that ran over my uncle."

"It's called courting because you will need lawyers later."

"Home Depot is having their ""ultimate tool event"" in case anyone wants to buy my cousin Tyler."

"Today was... ... the best day of the year"

"A security camera caught a couple having sex in an elevator. .... They got off on the eighth floor.... then they straightened their clothing and exited the elevator on the 14th floor."

"My coworkers think it's funny they have power & I don't. I think it's funny how they won't get home to enjoy it cuz their tires are slashed."