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Joke of the Day

"Lawyers' Ethical Dilemma When a client gives you two hundred dollar bills stuck together from the bank machine to pay a $100 bill, do you tell your law partner?"

"Getting caught under your desk and coming up with nothing in your hand is always so hard to explain."

"FYI guys: If a girl plays w/ her hair while talking to u, it means she has an itchy scalp, possibly lice. Stay away, it is very contagious."

"I like that in The Little Mermaid, Ariel & King Triton wouldn't violate a contractual obligation, but they murdered Ursula with a ship."

"Fortune Teller recruitment Come if you are accepted for the job"

"I just went into an AOL chat room to ask someone how to start a fire with sticks."

"What do you call a feline massage therapist? A cat scratcher."

"Did you hear the one about the baby with AIDS? It never gets old!"

"If I'm in a public bathroom and someone else in that same bathroom is on the phone and states that they are ANYWHERE ELSE, I flush my toilet"

"Playing golf for the first time this weekend reminded me of my trip to Taiwan It was a good experience and I had a great time, even though I ended up in a few traps."