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Joke of the Day
"What's grey and goes round and round ? An elephant in a washing machine !"
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"ME: my greatest strength is giving people clever nicknames. QUESTION ASKER MAN: and how is this a skill that will help you here?"
"Movie about internet Too slow"
"What's the difference between oooo and aaaa? about 3 inches"
"What's the difference between a tumblrite and a coprolite? Their age."
"How do Mexicans cut their pizza? With Little Caesars!"
"""Hey Steve Jobs, I'm really happy for you, And I'ma let you finish, but Moses had the greatest tablet of all time!"" -Kanye"
"White smoke is coming out of my neighbor's house. He either elected a new Pope or he's got some good weed."
"Why do mice have such small balls? Because very few of them know how to dance."
"Construction sites are dangerous places. I nearly blacked out holding in my stomach as I walked past one."