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Joke of the Day

"Sprinklers are just little heads looking around for their friends but they can't find them so they cry"

"What did Hitler drink, as a child? Jews!"

"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing they are both stuck up cunts"

"""Haha, you failed."" ""Yeah, so did your dads condom."""

"What was the Rabbi's favorite frozen treat? Jew-lato"

"Give a dog a bone and you've made a friend for the day, teach a dog to bone and you'll have friends for life."

"I figured out why there are so many masturbation-related injuries that's when all the guardian angels cover their eyes"

"Saw a werewolf at the bus stop this morning. Or possibly just a very hairy guy. Either way, the silver bullets worked."

"When my wife asks me to do that one thing in the bedroom that she really likes, she's talking about vacuuming."

"How did Steve get the clues? Blew the dog"