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Joke of the Day
"Why were there 600 Mexicans at the Alamo? They only had 2 cars."
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"That went swimmingly And I can't swim."
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"The reason Patrick is always clueless Is because he lives under a rock."
"My experience at the doctor's.... So I went to the doctor's office today and he told me I had to stop jerking off. I asked why. He said ""Because I need to give you your physical."""
"I was wondering why everyone at school was forming small groups... ...and then it cliqued! I'll show myself out."
"Some people wouldn't understand irony if it beat them over the head with a helmet."
"Why did the Eskimo break up with his girlfriend? He just wasn't really Inuit..."
"Carried 9 oranges up to the cashier and she says ""Ya want a box for them?"" ""I was willing to pay"" I said ""but I guess we can fight for em"""
"What did the rapper ask the pet sitter when he got back from vacation? Where my dogs at?"