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Joke of the Day

"We all know how women can fake orgasms, but do you know how a man does? He moans, shakes, and spits on your back."

"Why don't they just get Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail?"

"What do you get when you dissolve Zyklon B into Israel's water supply? A final solution"

"Blind man is washing a grater... ..""*this is the biggest bullsh.t I ve ever read*"""

"I went to an extremely traditional cannibal wedding this weekend It was an edible arrangement."

"Granny knot, surgeon's knot, hangman's knot, square knot. I can't do them, but my headphones sure fucking can."

"Sure, my bologna has a first name, but he's a stickler for manners so he insists we still call him Mr. Bologna."

"Wanna know what makes me smile? Face muscles"

"What's a terrorists favorite sex toy? [NSFW] A blow up doll!"

"I robbed a lamppost with words printed on it. It's ok, I didn't get in trouble though. You don't get karma from text posts."