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Joke of the Day

"Smokey the Bear Why cant smokey the bear have kids? Every time his wife gets hot, he beats her with a shovel."

"Michael Gove as Education Secretary"

"Losing an Electric Drill by Andy Gadget"

"The truth about cardiovascular health!"

"""doctor, help! my son shattered one of his kneecaps!"" it's ok, the human body can survive on one kid-knee"

"So many women, so little time to disappoint them all."

"What did the executioner say to the prisoner? ""Hang on a minute."""

"I hope England beats Iceland... Or they will be out of Europe twice this week!"

"A lot of people say they're ""real"" as if it's some sort of redeeming quality. Try not being an asshole. How's that for real?"

"I think the funnest part of a prostate exam is when I fake an orgasm."