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Joke of the Day

"*Really attractive person waves at me in their car*-*I wave back enthusiastically*-*realizes they were just putting their visor down*"

"A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi are watching a little boy play... The Priest says, ""I want to screw him."" The Rabbi says, ""Out of what?"""

"Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms."

"How do you make a pheromone? Tell him to let your people go."

"So, tell me. Why do Russians go crazy over pho? Because... they are so viet *ba dum tss*"

"I like my wine like my women 11 years old and locked up in my cellar"

"Those of you who believe everything you read on the internet probably also believe there's hot local singles in your area."

"She: 5 mins babe He: Ok *discovers a new planet* *travels to it* *discovers life* *returns back* He: Ready? She: 5 mins babe"

"What did the lazy monk say? Namaste..right here"

"What is the difference between a Cadillac and five dead Asian hookers? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage"