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Joke of the Day

"If you want to know what a girl will look like in 30 years, stop talking to her and show up to her house in 30 years to check on her."

"what do you call a group of naked old men doing yoga? Lululemonparty"

"How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Raw Raw Rawhahaha..."

"(NSFW) What's the difference between jam and jelly? You can't jelly your way into a girls butthole."

"A guy walks up to a girl at the bar. Not knowing she was crazy, he says ""hey, you're an 8!"" She smiles at him and begins peeing on the floor."

"My doctor wrote me a prescription... It writes dailysex but my girlfriend insists it's dyslexia"

"What do you sing at a twins bat mitzvah? Happy birthday two Jews"

"If Tetris has taught me anything it's that errors pile up and accomplishments disappear."

"A ""ramification"" sounds a lot more fun than it actually is."

"My Vietnamese roommate is moving to Vegas (giving me a place to crash in Vegas), and leaving behind a full bedroom set for free... This is a real Nguyen-Nguyen situation for me."