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Joke of the Day

"Exec 1: So, you wait in long lines. No shade. Crying kids. Drinks cost $7.00. Exec 2: Nice. What do we call it? E1: Lol, ""amusement park."""

"i can't believe i'm on page 3 of an online forum debating the pros and cons of ceramic, glass, and stainless steel mixing bowls"

"Want to hear a joke about Sodium Hypobromite? NaBrO"

"i dont care if people dislike me, but if a pet ignores me, i will hit them up nonstop & keep changing my look drastically until they love me"

"I was walking down the street When I ran into Oedipus; so I said, ""what's up motherf**ker?"

"TIFU Don't know why she legally changed her name to 'Up' though."

"For some reason, the Disney movie ""101 Dalmatians"" was much more popular than it's sequel ""Picking up Dog Shit for Eternity."""

"Why did the hipster burn himself? Because he played with fire before it was cool."

"I caught my son wiping his boogers on the couch which is gross because I don't want our boogers mixing."

"All of us had a good time with those Harambe memes Now the joke is dead because all of you little kids jumped into it."