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Joke of the Day

"All of us had a good time with those Harambe memes Now the joke is dead because all of you little kids jumped into it."

"Hey, same-height couples. You're weird. Everyone thinks so."

"What do you call a deer with no eyes? No-eye-deer (no idear) ... What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?"

"Why did the child have two black eyes? Because telling them once wasn't enough."

"What do you call a group of IT guys that smoke meth? Geek Squad"

"My wife and I have been seeing a counselor for our sex life, and things have really been improving. We take turns on her."

"Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes... That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away AND have his shoes!"

"What's the problem with leptokurtic data sets? They tend to be mean."

"Speed dating has nothing to do with drugs. I know that now."

"When life hands you melons... you're dyslexic."