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Joke of the Day
"What does a crook see with? Burglarize"
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"Why was the bird sick? It had the flew and its throat was soar."
"A cop stopped a guy for speeding... He said, ""I have been waiting all day for someone like you."" And the guy answered, ""That's why I wanted to be here as fast as possible !"""
"Me....."" Hurry up honey or we'll be late."" Wife.. ""Oh, be quiet, Haven't I been telling you for the last hour that I'll be ready in a minute?"""
"Realized I never said ""unquote"" after reciting a famous poem in 10th grade. Sorry if you thought everything I've said since is Shakespeare"
"Why did jesus take 3 days to resurrect? He got hammered with his buddies."
"What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible? When Jesus cleared the temple."
"The plural of beer is beer, which is very convenient when you are explaining to your wife why you were late coming home from work."
"How to make your ears pop? Try some sparkly earrings."
"First Date: ""So, tell me something no one else knows about you."" Well, my wife thinks I'm at the movies and you think I'm single."