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Joke of the Day

"[fleeing the bank we just robbed] accomplice: play it cool this time, okay? me: GOD I HATE CRIME YOU GUYS police officer: alright he's clear"

"Moses and Joshua found a class of water in the fridge... They decided to split it."

"What is Jesus' favorite mathematical operation? The Cross Product"

"My first wife died from eating poison mushrooms; my second wife died of a fractured skull... She wouldn't eat her mushrooms."

"Why is the story of the Mayan Sacrifice girl so sad? Because she died a virgin!"

"I've been watching so much porn lately that... I spit on my hot-dog before I put it on my bun..."

"9/11 Jokes aren't funny... But the other 2 are."

"A pirate with a steering wheel on his crotch walks into a bar The bartender says, ""You know you have a steering wheel attached to your crotch?"" And the pirate replies, ""Arrr, it's driving me nuts!"""

"How could you tell that the figure skater was a mathematician? Because of the Fibonacci sequins."

"I like my coffee like i like my movies... Black to the Future."