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Joke of the Day
"If you LOVE something, set it free.. If it comes back to you,,,,you love a boomerang"
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"Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet? The one with the biggest head."
"I'm posing nude for an art class. No one asked me to. I think they're making ceramic bowls."
"*Ubers to my parking spot at Costco*"
"A man runs over his wife. Whose fault is it? The man, he shouldn't be driving in the kitchen."
"What is the best part of having Alzheimer's? You`re always meeting new people."
"My girlfriend told me that if I took her to get sushi, I didn't have to use a condom after. She's getting the raw end of that deal!"
"Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't think of a punch line?"
"If da Vinci were alive today, the ""Mona Lisa"" would have been called ""IMG-20121020-00463.jpg"""
"What letter should you avoid? The letter A because it makes men mean."