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Joke of the Day

"What happened to the man with a legal fetish when he went to court for his parking ticket? He got off on a technicality"

"My wife walked out on me, telling me it was over. I just sat there eating my popcorn, watching the end credits."

"How many social justice warriors does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They just hold the lightbulb and cry until the universe spins around them."

"Lets all take a minute and realize the lack of creativity in the name ""fire place"""

"What did the psychiatrist say to the crazy naked guy wrapped in cellophane? Clearly, I can see your nuts."

"Had sex with a girl who had eczema last night... Her tits were crackin"

"The best part of necrophilia You don't have to bring flowers"

"Hey nice try, people named Tristan. Or I should say Stan Stan Stan."

"zombies break out in nyc we aint noticing for 4 days because the motto is ""MIND YA BUSINESS"""

"I don't drink & drive I pull over."