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Joke of the Day
"There are 7 trillion nerves in the human body and some people manage to get on every one."
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"What do you call a black prince? A british tank you racist."
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"What's DJ Khaleds favorite phone One plus one, because it has another 1"
"WIFE: Don't embarrass me in front of my boss, he's colorblind ME: Duh [later at party] ME: [to boss] So when did you learn Colorbraille?"
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"What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ? A bird that talks in morse code !"