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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Russian sovereign with dwarfism and a taste for both men and women? A little bizar"

"You have to sit up to drink coffee in bed. I know that now."

"If you feel like someone is playing mind games with you, they totally are and you should kill them before they kill you."

"Your mother has the prettiest teeth I ever came across."

"""Hi, I'm calling for info on your bicycle on Craigslist."" It's heavy, brown, has new shoes, and loves carrots. It's definitely not a horse."

"What do you call a muslim crocodile? An Allahgator!"

"One man's trash is another man's treasure. Haha you are adopted. Credit to this post? https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/3715bp/one_mans_trash_is_another_mans_treasure_would_be/"

"I'm not saying you started that fire, Billy Joel; I'm just saying that innocent people don't write songs to defend themselves."

"If you would have told me 20 years ago that I'd be posting stupid jokes on the internet, I would have said what's an internet."

"I was just flipping through a pictorial of Betty White on one of those celebrity sites... And I realized it was Lindsey Lohan. True Story."