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Joke of the Day

"What do Chinese lumberjacks do? Chopsticks"

"Note to self: I am a note"

"Two cannibals entered a restaurant close to closing time and all that was left on the menu was a man from Prague. They split the Czech."

"I introduced reddit to my girlfriend yesterday Me: So, do you like it? Her: yeah, it was entertaining. Just one question, though Me: Sure, go on Her: Yeah, who is OP. And why is his mom such a whore?!"

"I like my coffee like I like my women. Irish!"

"I saw an Apple store get robbed. I was an iWitness"

"A squirrel had dynamite. He was trying to bust a nut"

"My new dentist asked me if I gag easily. ""No, I'm a professional,"" probably wasn't the answer he expected."

"I have the body of a 25 year supermodel... but it takes too much space in my freezer."

"I can't find a joke that was on here today now I'll have to wait a few minutes until it's posted again."