193619
Joke of the Day
"What is the worst thing to hear after blowing Willie Nelson? ""I'm not Willie Nelson."""
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"I remember when a minimum wage job was a stepping stone, not a career."
"What is a ghost-proof bicycle? One with no spooks in it."
"I'm not one of those moms who knows all her kids by name."
"Don't kill yourself over a boy, he'll bring another girl to your funeral."
"You want to see Americans become activists? Cancel a TV show they like."
"Build-A-Bear won't let you stuff your animal with asbestos or bees so what's the point"
"They say a woman's work is never done. That's probably why they get paid less."
"What were Tarzan's last words? WHO GREASED THE VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNEEEE."
"If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear it... then what was a tree doing in the kitchen?"