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Joke of the Day
"Using my invisible hula hoop really freaks people out."
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"For most, bikini season lasts a few short summer months, but I catch enough & store them so efficiently I can eat bikini all year round."
"What do Hillary Clinton and OJ Simpson have in common? They got away with it."
"Who is the smartest rapper? Ice^3"
"I went to see the nurse this morning for my annual check-up. She told me that I have to stop jerking off. I asked, ""Why?"" She replied, ""Because I'm trying to examine you."""
"Babies who cry in a restaurant would rather be eating in a breastaurant."
"Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She didn't wear a seatbelt."
"I gave my friend a gluestick instead of chapstick last weekend and she's still not talking to me."
"Was my French teacher into golden showers? Oui. Courtesy of Stewart Francis."
"For all you non-native English speakers out there... ""Read"" is pronounced like ""lead"", while ""read"" is pronounced like ""lead""."