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Joke of the Day
"What's the one thing a black person will never steal? Your job."
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"a friend told me how electricity was measured and i was like watt"
"What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink? I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW"
"Why do feminists hate Medusa? She's always objectifying people."
"What do you call a camel with 3 humps? Pregnant"
"My gf just sat me down and confessed to me that she used to be a Christian. It came as quite a shock; I've only ever known her as Christine"
"[flash mob in front of me & my girl] [I join in then kneel down gasping] ""Will you.."" ""YES!... YE.."" ""grab me a smoothie from Jamba Juice?"""
"What comes before OP? QWERTYUI"
"A traffic jam is like a bad marriage... ...you're stuck in it because of an accident."
"Q) How do you spot a happy motorcyclist in fair weather? A) He's got bugs on his teeth."