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Joke of the Day
"What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday? A stole."
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"If at first you don't succeed try try a gun"
"What's the name of the elite hacking group from Canada? Anonymoose"
"I told my friend he was noble.... He didn't react."
"Yo Mama's so stupidshe got locked in a ""Furniture World"" and slept on the floor."
"Wanna come back to my place & watch some p0rn on my 60 flat screen mirror?"
"[2018] ALIEN: take me to ur leader ME: uh ok *takes him to president Donald Trump* ALIEN: lol good one but seriously where's ur real leader"
"What did the lesbian vampire say to another lesbian vampire? ""See you next month"""
"I was once raped by a gang of mimes. They performed unspeakable things to me!"
"Turns out I can hold my breath with a pillow over my face way longer than an old person. Innocent mistake.."