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Joke of the Day
"Wanna come back to my place & watch some p0rn on my 60 flat screen mirror?"
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"What is a tornado ? Mother nature doing the twist !"
"I come from a mixed race family... My father prefers the 100 metres...and my mother is Pakistani."
"A study found that being cool in HS does not lead to being successful. The study was conducted by Moms who mean well but aren't helping."
"How does Romney only claim a 14% tax rate? He claims 47% of the U.S. as dependents."
"A beaver was praying to God, and said... Oh goddammit"
"A bunch of coworkers approached me and asked if I was gay... So I told them, ""My pen is with her at the moment."""
"What do you call Dracula when he goes swimming? Aqua-Vlad"
"My milk of magnesia brings all the boys to the yard and they're like, you sounded younger on the phone."
"Chuck Norris has only farted once. The last time that he did, the universe was created."