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Joke of the Day
"Wanna come back to my place & watch some p0rn on my 60 flat screen mirror?"
Next Joke
"Knock knock (six year old told me this one) Who's there? Poop Poop who? Poop in your face... LOL"
"My girlfriend just asked me.. What's an English geologist's favourite fruit? A pomegranate."
"How did the dog make gold soup? He put in 24 carrots."
"What did Steven hawking say when he first got his wheelchair? I can't stand being in this"
"What do you call a Chinese fanatasy series? Lord Of The Chinks"
"Why did Hitler have so much energy? He was on a cleanse."
"Oh, Its October Guess we should wake up that guy from green day then"
"History doesn't repeat, it rhymes That's why World War 3 will be started by Schmitler"
"Strange new trend in the work office started. People have been writing names on the food. Today I ate some pizza named John."