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Joke of the Day

"I will not tolerate watching the neighbourhood kids bully my nephew. So I keep the curtains closed."

"What kind of pants did the Japanese porn star wear to her job interview? Bu-khakis"

"What is the opposite of Polygamy? > What is the opposite of Polygamy? Monotony"

"Why did the Mexican decide to become a Buddhist? He wanted to become Juan with everything."

"So I went to my Dr. and said I needed something for my joints... He handed me a lighter"

"What do you call a midget fortune teller that just escaped from prison? A small medium at large."

"What's the difference between Kim Kardashian and a colored wash? Whites occasionally get inside a colored wash."

"Did you hear the one about the constipated mathematician??? He worked it out with a pencil. ;)"

"DOCTOR: I think you have a curvature of the upper spine QUASIMODO: That a diagnosis? D: We need an X-ray to confirm. Right now it's a hunch"

"No cop can catch a kid on a 10 speed. -every 80s movie with cops chasing kids on 10 speeds."