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Joke of the Day
"What lottery did the broom win? The sweepstakes."
Next Joke
"Doc: Your insurance won't cover it all. Me: What if I sewed myself shut? Doc: Suture self."
"How strange... Last night my flatmate only popped out for milk wearing no make up and instead came back with 4 packets of Haribo, 4 fun size Snickers and a 'Best Costume' trophy."
"So there are these two hats on a rack... One of them says to the other, ""You go on a head, I'm just gonna hang here"""
"Why is Tumblr so unhealthy? It's full of trans fats."
"A child molester and a young boy are walking into the dark woods.... ""I'm scared"", said the boy. ""YOU'RE scared?? I have to walk out of here alone!"""
"What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline? A milkshake!"
"What do you call someone who has to pay for sex? Buy-sexual (I know it is cheesy, but I thought of it all on my own.)"
"What did the police man say when he arrested the remote control that beat up his wife? 'I charge you with battery'"
"What's the difference between a religion and a cult? Their tax exemption status."