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Joke of the Day

"I like my women how I like my fish, battered I thought it up in science, so I hope it is a new joke(hopefully) :)"

"Q: What word begins with the letter ""F"" and ends in ""UCK""? A: FIRETRUCK."

"I kicked a French guy in the balls... Once, I kicked a French guy in the balls. As he clutched his groin and sank to the floor, he whispered in pain, ""wee wee"". So I kicked him again."

"My biggest weakness has been that I get attached very quickly. ~Superglue, probably.."

"always good to put one of those Apple stickers that comes with ur iPhone on your car so thieves know which car to break in to."

"What do skeletons like to put on their meat? Grave-y."

"How do you tell who the extroverted engineers are? They're the ones who look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you."

"So I was fucking my sister... ...and she stops me and says, ""Wow you fuck just like Dad."" I said, ""Yeah, that's what Mom tells me."""

"Isn't there part of everyone that hopes the Mayan calander is right? #letswrapitup #endofworld #creditcardbill"

"How did the farmer find his daughter? He Tractor."