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Joke of the Day

"I like my women how I like my fish, battered I thought it up in science, so I hope it is a new joke(hopefully) :)"

"Know why Jedi don't get married? Because they know divorce will be with them. Always."

"China's number 1 brand of Protein? I-Whey-Whey"

"I just drilled a bunch of holes It was a lot of boring work."

"Every day, there's a kid coming to my store looking for trouble... And every day, I tell him we're sold out. Can't he buy Monopoly instead?"

"Why did Martin Luther King have so many pink shirts? He was against separating the whites from the coloreds."

"Harrison Ford has broken his ankle. There will now be a new Star Wars cast."

"2 for the price of 1 Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the idiot's house Knock Knock <Who's there?> It's the Chicken"

"Protip: Never look up from your breakfast if you hear the words ""gruesome discovery"" coming from your TV on the morning news."

"Why do Italian men have mustaches? They want to look like their mothers."