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Joke of the Day

"Why did the bald man go outside ? To get some fresh hair !"

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"I'm trying to write a poem for my girlfriend, does anyone know what rhymes with threesome?"
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"What does it sound like when two churches fight? Pew Pew PEWPEWPEW!!!"
"Want to hear a joke about Hillary Clinton's emails? [deleted]"
"Why are we making such a big deal about the wheels on the bus going round and round? They're wheels."