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Joke of the Day

"Is 1+1 hard to calculate? It's not complex at all, right?"

"Why do we eat? Because we are hungry"

"Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger's engagement proves that not only is love blind, it's also deaf."

"One step forward for cancer research, two steps back for women getting men to go down on them. Thanks, Michael Douglas"

"My wife and I are walking through Central Park and pointing out all of the places that we remember seeing dead bodies on Law & Order."

"I have enough money to last me for the rest of my life... Unless, of course, I want to buy something."

"My first time having sex was a lot like my first high-school football game. I was bruised and bloody in the end but at least my dad came."

"If your FB name includes your college degree initials, you are a douche..."

"I'm not gay... But I'm starting to get suspicious that my boyfriend may be! This one was dropped on me by my 10 y/o cousin yesterday."

"Vagina jokes are not funny... Period."