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Joke of the Day
"Is 1+1 hard to calculate? It's not complex at all, right?"
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"Why are black people so good at basketball? Cause all they know to do is steal, run, and shoot"
"Hey, I fucked your mom last night. *Sigh* I know dad..."
"The difference between Christian wives and Jewish wives? Christian wives have fake jewelry and real orgasms."
"Curiosity is on #Mars. Sure went a long way after killing the cat."
"What's the name of that Adam Sandler's movie were he plays an immature adult?"
"Reddit repost"
"When talking to your kids about the ""birds and the bees"", don't forget the part about how the bird can't feel shit when he wears a condom."
"Why don't you sleep with an 90 year old lady..... Have you ever tried to peel a grilled cheese apart?!?"
"- Let's get wasted! - No, I have a good job now, a great woman I love, and it's time to grow up. - ???? - Just kidding, few min lol"