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Joke of the Day
"But I meant it as a compliment when I said your baby looks like a pug."
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"Is there a condition called ""melanism"" ... ...in white people, the opposite of albinoism in black folks? Because, if not, she's got some explaining to do."
"How do you call fish with no eyes fsh"
"The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room."
"Do they make a Rosetta Stone for women's moods yet?"
"The best things in life are free. Unless it's herpes. Stay away from people who want to give you free herpes."
"What do you get when you cross dessert with a monkey? A Meringueutan"
"My husband and I have been in an open marriage for five years. I hope he's ok with it when he finds out."
"Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive? Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks."
"*repeatedly tries to explain Sisyphus to classmates who have apparently never heard of him* I wish you guys could get how ironic this is."