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Joke of the Day

"What did the husband tell his wife to do after he slapped her? The same thing he told her the first time!"

"What's the difference between a bull and a cow? A bull smiles when you milk it."

"In the window of a bar in Philadelphia Drop a bucket of Starbuck's Iced Coffee on your head to raise awareness of the rich city girls who have lost their ability to even."

"What do you call someone who pretends to work in a victorias secret? A panty-mime"

"my signature move is called ""the Mouse,"" where I run around the dance floor wearing nothing but a tampon"

"Experts determine Super Bowl blackout was an electrical issue, also determine grass has a green issue."

"I keep getting claustrophobic in elevators. I've been taking steps to avoid it."

"What rock group has 4 men that don't sing? Mount Rushmore"

"My husband gets so cranky when I come home from the pool with only a fraction of the kids I left with"

"I encountered a courteous, safe driver in a practical vehicle that had a marine corps decal on the rear windshield."